Absolut Make Out Mega Pack

Follow these simple steps and you will get laid by date three, or your money back guarantee. If you are a girl that is, if you’re a guy, well hey, there is a reason it’s called getting lucky.

I have updated these, higher bitrate mostly, and also added some nifty features for those of you who still burn cds. There is an image to print onto the cd itself or on a cover if you need that. Also there is a .nra file if you use Nero, just click this and Nero will start. Songs will be burnt overlapping each other in a mock-dj fashion, this adds a lot of energy to the mix. If that doesn’t work or if you use a different programme I have added a short tutorial and how many seconds each specific track should overlap the other. Enjoy!

DATE 1

Absolut Chill Out

Chill out dude!

1. Air - You Make It Easy (4:01)
2. Pet Shop Boys - Being Boring (Extended Mix) (10:40)
3. Madonna - Justify My Love (William Orbit remix) (7:19)
4. Massive Attack - Unfinished Sympathy (5:12)
5. Malcolm McLaren - M
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Absolut Make Out Mega Pack Follow these simple steps and you will get laid by date three, or your money back guarantee. If you are a girl that is, if you’re a guy, well hey, there is a reason it’s called getting lucky. I have updated these, higher bitrate mostly, and also added some nifty features for those of you who still burn cds. There is an image to print onto the cd itself or on a cover if you need that. Also there is a .nra file if you use Nero, just click this and Nero will start. Songs will be burnt overlapping each other in a mock-dj fashion, this adds a lot of energy to the mix. If that doesn’t work or if you use a different programme I have added a short tutorial and how many seconds each specific track should overlap the other. Enjoy! DATE 1 Absolut Chill Out Chill out dude! 1. Air - You Make It Easy (4:01) 2. Pet Shop Boys - Being Boring (Extended Mix) (10:40) 3. Madonna - Justify My Love (William Orbit remix) (7:19) 4. Massive Attack - Unfinished Sympathy (5:12) 5. Malcolm McLaren - Mon Dié Sénié (4:29) 6. The Art Of Noise - Il Pleure (At The Turn Of The Century) (8:02) 7. Everything But the Girl - Protection (7:48) 8. Depeche Mode - Useless (The Kruder And Dorfmeister Session) (9:09) 9. Groove Armada - At The River (6:32) 10. Olive - You're Not Alone (4:08) 11. Mono - Life In Mono (4:45) 12. Yello - Drive/Driven (4:17) 13. Saint Etienne - Heart Failed (In The Back Of A Taxi) (3:41) Absolut Make Out Here's some cool music, soft and melancholy with an orchestral theme, if you will... 1. The Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony (5:58) 2. Lloyd Cole - Half Of Everything (7:03) 3. Belle & Sebastian - I Fought In A War (4:10) 4. Per Gessle - Carousel (2:28) 5. Bic Runga - Get Some Sleep (3:35) 6. Sophie Zelmani - Happier Man (4:26) 7. Katie Melua - Just Like Heaven (3:35) 8. Frente - Bizarre Love Triangle (2:01) 9. Hello Saferide - 2006 (3:15) 10. Ryan Adams - My Winding Wheel (3:13) 11. Joni Mitchell - Coyote (5:01) 12. Don McLean - Castles In The Air (3:40) 13. Black - I Can Laugh About It Now (4:48) 14. Nouvelle Vague - Too Drunk To Fuck (2:16) 15. U2 - Sweetest Thing (3:04) 16. Velvet Underground - Pale Blue Eyes (5:41) 17. Kristofer Åström & Hidden Truck - How Can You Live With Yourself? (5:15) 18. Anna Ternheim - Shoreline (5:08) 19. The Housemartins - I'll Be Your Shelter (Just Like A Shelter) (4:53) Absolut Summer A jazzy summer mix for your listening pleasure. 1. Lou Rawls - Summertime (3:32) 2. Frank Sinatra (Duet With Bono) - I've Got You Under My Skin (3:30) 3. Sting - Windmills Of Your Mind (4:17) 4. The Style Council - You're The Best Thing (5:40) 5. Sade - Why Can't We Live Together (5:28) 6. Atomic Swing - Carnival Stall (5:29) 7. Van Morrison - Did Ye Get Healed (4:07) 8. Lars Hug Och Lisa Ekdahl - Backwards (4:45) 9. Simply Red - For Your Babies (4:24) 10. Ted Gärdestad - Himlen Är Oskyldigt Blå (4:35) 11. Lou Reed - Perfect Day (3:46) 12. Lovin' Spoonful - Coconut Grove (2:44) 13. Simon And Garfunkel - The Only Living Boy In New York (4:01) 14. Otis Redding - (Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay (2:45) 15. Daniel Lemma - If I Used To Love You (3:54) 16. Billy Paul - Your Song (6:28) 17. Swing Out Sister - You On My Mind (3:34) 18. Chris Rea - On The Beach (6:50) Absolut Summer Pt 2 I know I’m a little late here, but here’s the soundtrack to my summer. 1. Tears For Fears - Advice For The Young At Heart (4:48) 2. Kleerup Feat. Titiyo - Longing For Lullabies (3:47) 3. Madonna - Beat Goes On [Ft. Kanye West] (4:26) 4. Grace Jones - I've Seen That Face Before (Libertango) (4:29) 5. Yello - Drive/Driven (4:12) 6. Laid Back - Slowmotion Girl (5:42) 7. Manu Chao - Me Gustas Tu (3:48) 8. Bran Van 3000 - Drinking in L.A (3:57) 9. Freak Power - Turn On Tune In Cop Out (4:18) 10. The Style Council - Long Hot Summer (3:48) 11. Swing Out Sister - Butterfly (4:38) 12. Everything But The Girl - Rollercoaster (3:11) 13. Bob Marley And The Wailers - Sun Is Shining (Tes King Remix) (5:09) 14. Loredana Bertè - ...E La Luna Bussò (4:03) 15. Smash Mouth - Walking On The Sun (3:24) 16. Edwyn Collins - A Girl Like You (3:54) 17. Gangway - My Girl And Me (3:42) 18. Kashmir - Mom In Love, Daddy In Space (4:31) 19. Daniel Johnston - Fish (3:10) DATE 2 Absolut Dinner Soul I made this almost ten years ago for a restaurant to be played as background music; I added some tracks to fill a cd. This is like cotton around your heart. Thank You DeNoswad for ID on the unknown tracks! 1. Wyclef Jean - Yele (5:25) 2. Wyclef Jean - Gone 'Til November (3:28) 3. Warren G - Regulate (4:08) 4. Stevie Wonder - Have A Talk With God (2:42) 5. Sade - Kiss Of Life (4:12) 6. Barry White - The Secret Garden (Sweet Seduction Suite) (6:47) 7. Maxwell - Seguranca (3:31) 8. Jamiroquai - Morning Glory (6:23) 9. Maxwell - Dancewitme (6:15) 10. George Michael - Move On (4:46) 11. Ronny Jordan - The Morning After (6:05) 12. Ronny Jordan - Vanston Place (00 AM)(5:46) 13. Brooklyn Funk Essentials - Take The L Train (To 8th Ave.)(3:53) 14. Maxwell - Lonely's The Only Company (6:21) 15. Sting - How Insensitive (3:46) 16. George Michael - Spinning The Wheel (6:20) Absolut Latino Your choice music for taco night. 1. Linda Ronstadt - Frenesi (3:36) 2. Antonio Banderas - Bella Maria De Mi Alma (4:12) 3. Perez Prado & His Orchestra - Cherry Pink & Apple Blossom White (2:27) 4. Gloria Estefan - Mi Buen Amor (3:50) 5. Thalia - Entre El Mar Y Una Estrella (3:44) 6. Selena - Como La Flor (3:04) 7. Ricky Martin - Las Almas Del Silencio (3:29) 8. Shakira - Sombra De Tø (3:32) 9. Chayanne - Sentada Aqui En Mi Alma (4:03) 10. Sting - Fragilidad (Spanish Version) (3:51) 11. Gipsy Kings - Love And Liberte (3:54) 12. Roxette - Una Reina Va Detras De Un Rey (4:52) 13. Julio Iglesias - Baila Morena (3:52) 14. Marc Anthony - Dimelo (I Need To Know) (3:48) 15. Gipsy Kings - Un Amor (3:39) 16. Enrique Iglesias - Bailamos (3:36) 17. Jennifer Lopez - No Me Ames (Ballad Version) (4:38) 18. Robbie Williams - Ser Mejor (Spanish Version Of Better Man) (3:21) 19. Paulina Rubio - Tal Vez, Quiza (4:35) 20. Christina Aguilera - El Beso Del Final (4:42) Absolut Sunshine Another good collection of car music. Keep smiling! 1. Kanye West - Gold Digger (Feat Jamie Foxx) (3:28) 2. Amy Winehouse - Rehab (Feat Jay-Z) Explicit Version (3:51) 3. Duffy - Mercy (3:41) 4. Justin Timberlake - Lovestoned / I Think She Knows (3:45) 5. Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape (Feat Akon) (4:07) 6. Peter, Björn And John - Young Folks (4:38) 7. Nina Godess Of Dance - Heads Or Tails (3:37) 8. Robyn - With Every Heartbeat (Feat Kleerup) (4:09) 9. The Knife - Heartbeats (3:51) 10. Tracey Thorn - A-Z (3:41) 11. Mika - Grace Kelly (3:09) 12. James Morrison - You Give Me Something (3:32) 13. The Kooks - She Moves in Her Own Way (2:50) 14. Lily Allen - Smile (3:16) 15. A-ha - No.9 Dream (4:07) 16. Beck - Debra (5:35) 17. Feist - Inside And Out (4:17) 18. Nouvelle Vague - Teenage Kicks (2:13) 19. Nina Simone - Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood (2:48) 20. Nancy Sinatra - Summer Wine (w Lee Hazlewood) (3:42) 21. Hello Saferide - Leaving You Behind (5:41) Absolut Valentine A Valentine gift for your special someone. Included are some images so you can make a nice cover, and a bonus track from my new favorite band; Hello Saferide. An idea would be to change some of the tracks to songs that are special to you as a couple. 1. The Beautiful South - Valentine (3:47) 2. Tanita Tikaram - Valentine Heart (4:03) 3. Linda Ronstadt - My Funny Valentine (3:02) 4. Biskeby - Valentine (3:30) 5. Dave Stewart - St. Valentine's Day (4:27) 6. Frida Snell - Valentine's Day (3:27) 7. Bryan Ferry - Valentine (3:47) 8. NINA - Goddess of Dance - Valentines Day (3:48) 9. Sarina Paris - (You Are My) Valentine (4:08) 10. Axxa - Valentine's Day (3:13) 11. Andre 3000 - Happy Valentine?s Day (5:23) 12. Carl Thomas - My Valentine (4:11) 13. Chaka Khan - My Funny Valentine (4:06) 14. Shemekia Copeland - Happy Valentine's Day (5:37) 15. Faith Hill - Valentine (3:21) 16. Bruce Springsteen - Valentine's Day (5:11) 17. David Irwin - Valentine (3:24) 18. Small World Big Band - Valentine Moon [With Sam Brown] (4:02) 19. Nils Lofgren - Valentine (6:09) DATE 3 Fuck Force Five - The Many Moods Of 2007 (Remastered from the original files) 1. Fuck Force Five - Oh Yeah (3:40) 2. Fuck Force Five - Fuck My Ass (Could This Be Love) (3:47) 3. Fuck Force Five - Make My Pussy Purr (3:47) 4. Fuck Force Five - Swedish Erotica (Ocean Mix) (3:14) 5. Fuck Force Five - Flight 69 (3:04) 6. Fuck Force Five - Club Slap Happy (7:51) 7. Fuck Force Five - Fuck Me Deeper (6:32) 8. Fuck Force Five - Wanna Play Hide The Sausage? (8:54) 9. Fuck Force Five – I’m Tired Of Being A Virgin (3:58) 10. Fuck Force Five - Outro (0:39) 320 kbs Enjoy! Absolut Erotica Hot and steamy music. 1. Sex, Lies, And Audio Tape - Phone Sex Orgasm (2:08) 2. Next - Phone Sex (5:21) 3. Ruff Endz - Phone Sex (4:33) 4. KaySha - Téléphone (4:34) 5. Fuck Force Five - Make My Pussy Purr (3:47) 6. Anna Of Pisces - Alive (4:51) 7. Sexy Nasty - Sexy Phonecall (3:52) 8. Da Brayne - Phone Sex (3:13) 9. Misteria - Vox Erotica (6:33) 10. 20 Fingers - Phone Sex (3:32) 11. F.O.C. III - The Right Number (4:56) 12. Sexual Alarm - Please Fuck Me (4:04) 13. Jamie Principle - Baby Wants To Ride (6:28) 14. DJ Isabelle - Why Don't You F*ck Me Now...? (6:50) 15. Janet Jackson - Throb (David Morales Legendary Club Mix) (9:02) 16. Midori (AKA) Michele Watley - Sucorfuc (3:48) 17. Sex, Lies, And Audio Tape - Sue's Orgasm (1:32) Absolut Soul Pt.2 If the van is rocking, don’t come a' knocking. 1. Teddy Pendergrass - Turn Off The Lights (5:55) 2. Diana Ross - Love Hangover (Classic Mix) (8:24) 3. Sylvia - Pillow Talk (4:23) 4. Donna Summer - Try Me, I Know We Can Make It (17:59) 5. Billy Paul - Let's Make A Baby (3:47) 6. Millie Jackson - Summer (The First Time) (5:41) 7. Barry White - I'm Gonna Love You Just A Little More Baby (7:08) 8. Isaac Hayes - Joy (15:58) 9. Instant Funk - I Got My Mind Made Up (9:48) DATE 4 Absolut Miss My Love Today If you have loved and lost, and living on the thinnest of hope, you know the feeling. 1. Gilbert O'Sullivan - Miss My Love Today (3:49) 2. The Carpenters - Rainy Days And Mondays (Remix) (3:34) 3. Billy Joel - C'Etait Toi (You Were The One) (3:25) 4. Lyle Lovett - She's Leaving Me Because She Really Wants To (4:07) 5. Rosanne Cash - Seven Year Ache (3:18) 6. Chris Isaak - This Love Will Last (2:44) 7. 10cc - I'm Not In Love (6:04) 8. Bob Dylan - Most Of The Time (5:03) 9. Black - Sweetest Smile (5:20) 10. Sade - Is It A Crime (6:22) 11. Rod Stewart - You Wear It Well (4:23) 12. The Spencer Davis Group - Every Little Bit Hurts (3:32) 13. Bobbie Gentry - I'll Never Fall In Love Again (2:52) 14. Elton John - It Ain't Gonna Be Easy (8:28) 15. Chris Rea - Fool (If You Think It’s Over) (4:05) 16. Fleetwood Mac - You Make Loving Fun (3:32) 17. Jackson Browne - Tender Is The Night (4:53) 18. Carly Simon - Coming Around Again (3:42) Absolut Silly Love Songs It really is over, you know it is. And I will know it soon. I think. 1. Paul McCartney - Silly Love Songs (5:54) 2. Ted Gärdestad - I'd Rather Write A Symphony (4:03) 3. Prefab Sprout - When Love Breaks Down (Acoustic Version) (4:24) 4. Josh Ritter - Snow Is Gone (4:03) 5. Kristofer Åström - Just A Little Insane (3:31) 6. Jack Johnson - We're Going To Be Friends (2:18) 7. Bob Dylan - Spirit On The Water (7:36) 8. Robert Palmer - Every Kinda People (3:21) 9. Elvis Costello - Everyday I Write The Book (3:54) 10. George Michael - As (4:42) 11. James Taylor - How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You) (3:36) 12. Talking Heads - This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody) (4:56) 13. Paul Simon - Crazy Love Vol. II (4:19) 14. The Waterboys - And A Bang On The Ear (7:32) 15. Van Morrison - Bright Side Of The Road (3:46) 16. Aretha Franklin - Rock With Me (3:07) 17. Sam Cooke - I'm Just A Lucky So And So (3:17) 18. The Proclaimers - Sunshine On Leith (5:14) Absolut Songs for a friend Song for a friend is my favourite track of 2007, this collection is really just building up to that song, more of the same if you like. Check it out! 1. A-ha - Cold As Stone (8:19) 2. David Bowie - Absolute Beginners (5:37) 3. Michael Jackson - What More Can I Give (Spanglish Version) (5:01) 4. Eros Ramazzotti - Se Bastasse Una Canzone (5:07) 5. Dire Straits - Tunnel Of Love (8:13) 6. Black - This Is Life (4:42) 7. Danny Wilson - If You Really Love Me (Let Me Go) (4:19) 8. Lily Allen - Alfie (2:43) 9. Feist - Mushaboom (3:44) 10. Simply Red - So Not Over You (3:50) 11. Amy Winehouse - Back To Black (4:01) 12. Kelly Clarkson - Because Of You (3:39) 13. Robbie Williams - Advertising Space (4:37) 14. Hello Saferide - Last Bitter Song (2:20) 15. Coldplay - Fix You (4:54) 16. Jason Mraz - Song For A Friend (8:09) Check out my other mixes here http://thepiratebay.org/user/pussyking Feel free to comment what you like or dislike...